Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Pastafarian Milek from venganza.org
Arrr. Ahoy Mateys. Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day. As myself was perusing the wikipedia entry for Talk Like a Pirate Day, we stumbles upon our new official religion. As fearful as we are of the cancer gods, we're afeared that The Flying Spaghetti Monster ranks as the highest deity. This day be an official holiday of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Me thinks we already knew about The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and had a small lapse of memory arrr.
We beg thee to please go read the wikipedia entry on this important matter. Aye, it be long, but it is well worth it's read.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
A humorous read also well worth the reading..
Uncyclopedia - The Content-Free Encyclopedia entry
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
And one more.
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
Link to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (where one can also get official ordination certificates!!!)
http://www.venganza.org/
The famous painting Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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| Image of Touched by His Noodly Appendage from Venganza.Org |
Chart showing that global warming is a direct effect of the decreasing numbers of pirates since the 1800's.
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